Posts Tagged ‘flatulence’
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)Thursday, February 18th, 2010 |
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Deuce Bigalow is a fish tank cleaner until he gets a temporary job watching over a gigolo’s house. But when Deuce accidentally wrecks the house, he is forced to compensate by becoming a gigolo himself! He takes on interesting clients (a tall Norwegian woman, a rotund eater in drag, a roommate who curses every five seconds, a nurse)…and together with a detective chasing Deuce down… |
Zoom (2006)Thursday, February 18th, 2010 |
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Former superhero Jack is called back to work to transform an unlikely group of ragtag kids into superheroes at a private Academy. |
Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 |
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Professor Sherman Klump is getting married. And the Klump family could not be more delighted for him. But Buddy Love, his Mr. Hyde alter-ego from the first film, is back and trying to make it on his own. Buddy keeps resurfacing in untimely outbursts, and threatening the portly professor’s marriage plans to colleague Denise Gaines. Utilizing Denise’s cutting-edge DNA research, Sherman decides to rid himself of his monstrous nemesis -and his disruptive outbursts-once and for all by extracting Buddy’s DNA from his system. But Buddy bursts full-bodied into Sherman’s world and lays claim to the professor’s astounding invention – a revolutionary youth serum. Desperate to keep it from Buddy, Sherman hides the serum in the Klump family home, thinking it will be safe. Buddy correctly divines where Sherman has placed the serum, but to get it, he has to deal with the entire Klump family first. |
The Lion King (1994)Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 |
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A young lion prince is born in Africa, thus making his uncle Scar the second in line to the throne. Scar plots with the hyenas to kill King Mufasa and Prince Simba, thus making himself King. The King is killed and Simba is led to believe by Scar that it was his fault, and so flees the kingdom in shame. After years of exile he is persuaded to return home to overthrow the usurper and claim the kingdom as his own thus completing the “Circle of Life”. |
Dumb & Dumber (1994)Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 |
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Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) is a looser taxi driver, who try to return a suitcase which contain lot of money to its owner, a beautiful woman named Marry Swanson (Lauren Holly) which he took in his taxi to the airport, earlier. He must give her back the suitcase, and for that he goes with his dumb partner, Harry Dunne (Jeff Daniels) to a snowy town named Aspen. But a pair of criminals who wants the money try to follow them and to steal the money in the suitcase. Moreover, Harry and Lloyd both fall in love with Marry, and they struggle each other to win her heart. |
Caveman (1981)Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 |
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In this comedy, Atouck (Ringo Starr) becomes leader of the misfit cavemen. Disgraced and cast out of his tribe for lusting after Lana (Barbara Bach), the mate of tribe’s head muscle man (John Matuszak), Atouck stumbles along gathering other misfits and learning a bit about the world outside of his cave. Eventually he and friends Lar (Dennis Quaid), and Tala (Shelley Long) learn the secrets of fire, cooked meat, and how to defend themselves from the brutal, yet very stupid dinosaurs. |
The Hot Chick (2002)Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 |
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A “popular yet mean-spirited” teenage girl wakes up one day to find herself turned into a man in his 30’s (Schneider). Along the way to finding out how she ended up like that (and how to get back into her own body), she discovers how shallow and cruel she’s always been… |
Problem Child 2 (1991)Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 |
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Junior’s back in his first adventure since his last! Junior and Ben move to Mortville which seems like the perfect town to live in. The Healys have a nice new house—and Junior get’s a cool new room! And young women have formed a line at Ben’s door in order to get a piece of him (romantically). Ben does feel he should get remarried so Junior can have a mom, so while Junior adjusts to his new school which includes a little girl who’s as bratty as Junior and a teenage brain-dead ignoramous bully in Junior’s sixth grade class, Ben finds some dates, which Junior sends running for the hills, in the meantime Junior pulls his infamous tricks on people: blowing up barbecues, taping the bully to the chalkboard, videotaping his babysitter and her boyfriend having sex and broadcasting it for the whole neighborhood to see, same old same old. Meanwhile, Ben meets the gorgeous school nurse (after the school’s satellite dish get’s pushed on his head) and they, well he, believes it’s love at first site, until he meets LaWanda Dumore, a greedy business women who wants to marry Ben and send Junior to boarding school—in Baghdad! So Junior and his new friend, Trixie, must get rid of LaWanda (any way possible!) to bring their parents together! |
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 |
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Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is a movie within a movie, created to spoof the martial arts genre. Writer/director Steve Oedekerk uses contemporary characters and splices them into a 1970s kung-fu film, weaving the new and old together. As the main character, The Chosen One, Oedekerk sets off to avenge the deaths of his parents at the hands of kung-fu legend Master Pain. Along the way, he encounters some strange characters, one of which is a cow trained in the martial arts. |
Nine 1/2 Weeks (1986)Wednesday, February 17th, 2010 |
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An erotic story about a woman, the assistant of an art gallery, who gets into an impersonal affaire with a man. She barely knows about his life, only about the sex games they play, so the relationship begins to complicate. |
Scooby-Doo (2002)Tuesday, February 16th, 2010 |
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Well Zoinks! They’re back together again!! After two years apart, Mystery, Inc. are back together and ready to solve the mystery of Spooky Island. Spooky Island is a resort run by one Mr. Emile Mondavarious (Rowan Atkinson), who is having troubles with what he believes are real spooks. This is bad for business, when it gets around and threatens to send the guests scattering back to the mainland. Mondavarious convinces the gang that they are needed and should work together. But is the island really haunted, or is there just a sinister individual behind all the ride malfunctions and creepy, crawly creatures? If so, who could it be? |
Bring It On (2000)Tuesday, February 16th, 2010 |
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The Toro cheerleading squad from Rancho Carne High School in San Diego has got spirit, spunk, sass and a killer routine that’s sure to land them the national championship trophy for the sixth year in a row. But for newly-elected team captain Torrance (Kirsten Dunst), the Toros’ road to total cheer glory takes a shady turn when she discovers that their perfectly-choreographed routines were in fact stolen from the Clovers, a hip-hop squad from East Compton, by the Toro’s former captain. While the Toros scramble to come up with a new routine, the Clovers, led by squad captain Isis (Gabrielle Union) have their own problems – coming up with enough money to cover their travel expenses to the championships. With time running out and the pressure mounting, both captains drive their squads to the point of exhaustion: Torrance, hell bent on saving the Toros’ reputation, and Isis more determined than ever to see that the Clovers finally get the recognition that they deserve. But only one team can bring home the title, so may the best moves win. |
Amadeus (1984)Tuesday, February 16th, 2010 |
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Antonio Salieri believes that Mozart’s music is divine. He wishes he was himself as good a musician as Mozart so that he can praise the Lord through composing. But he can’t understand why God favored Mozart, such a vulgar creature, to be his instrument. Salieri’s envy has made him an enemy of God whose greatness was evident in Mozart. He is set to take revenge. |
The Nutty Professor (1996)Friday, February 12th, 2010 |
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Sherman Klump is an incredibly fat and good-hearted man. He is a college professor on the verge of a breakthrough in DNA restructuring when he meets an admirer of his, named Carla, who is a teacher new to Klump’s college. He is enamored of her, but is frustrated by his tremendous bulk. He then decides to test a formula on which he’s been working on himself. He is then transformed into the lecherous swinger, Buddy Love, and romantic complications ensue. |
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)Saturday, July 11th, 2009 |
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The movie starts out with Arthur, King of the Britons, looking for knights to sit with him at Camelot. He finds many knights including Sir Galahad the pure, Sir Lancelot the brave, the quiet Sir Bedevere, and Sir Robin the Not-Quite-So-Brave-as-Sir Lancelot. They do not travel on horses, but pretend they do and have their servants bang coconuts to make the sound of horse’s hooves. Through satire of certain events in history (witch trials, the black plague) they find Camelot, but after literally a quick song and dance they decide that they do not want to go there. While walking away, God (who seems to be grumpy) come to them from a cloud and tells them to find the Holy Grail. They agree and begin their search… Search keywords |
Choke (2008)Monday, April 27th, 2009 |
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Victor Mancini, a sex-addicted med-school dropout, who keeps his increasingly deranged mother, Ida, in an expensive private medical hospital by working days as a historical re-enactor at a Colonial Williamsburg theme park. At night, Victor runs a scam by deliberately choking in upscale restaurants to form parasitic relationships with the wealthy patrons who “save” him. When, in a rare lucid movement, Ida reveals that she has withheld the shocking truth of his father’s identity, Victor enlists the aid of his best friend, Denny and his mother’s beautiful attending physician, Dr. Paige Marshall, to solve the mystery before the truth of his possibly divine parentage is lost forever. Search keywords |
Jungle 2 Jungle (1997)Monday, March 30th, 2009 |
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A New York commodities broker who was married several years ago has been separated from his wife. Now he wants to marry his new girlfriend, so he has to divorce her first. So he goes to Venezuela, and is brought deep into the jungle and told that when they separated she was pregnant and chose not to tell him since he stated he was not really interested in becoming a father. Today, the boy has reached the age where he has to go on a quest, in New York, so his father reluctantly brings him along, and a culture clash follows. The boy has spent all of his life with the tribe he grew up with, and his father has a bit of problem so he can’t spent as much as time with his son as his son likes. |
The Three Lives of Thomasina ()Tuesday, December 16th, 2008 |
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A young Scottish girl's cat, Thomasina, apparently in the hands of his widow veterinarian father dies. Girl and her father, strained relations between the return of Thomasina and finally the powers to revive the animals to heal and to think a beautiful and mysterious "witch" with the help of the repair is. स्कॉटलैंड के एक जवान लड़की के बिल्ली, Thomasina, जाहिरा तौर पर उसकी विधवा पशुचिकित्सा पिता के हाथों में मर जाता है. लड़की और उसके पिता के बीच तनावपूर्ण संबंधों को अंततः Thomasina की वापसी और जो शक्तियों को पुनर्जीवित करने के लिए और जानवरों को चंगा करने लगता है एक खूबसूरत और रहस्यमयी "डायन" की सहायता से मरम्मत की है. |

















